Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokesEr du en af dem der har efterspurgt knock knock jokes så er du meget velkommen. For dem der ikke aner noget om det her, så er knock knock jokes det samme som banke banke på jokes, bare på engelsk. Spørgsmålet er så hvorfor jeg både har de danske og de engelske på denne hjemmeside. Jeg ved ikke helt hvorfor men jeg har modtaget flere mails hvorpå der blev ytret ønske om denne kategori. Efter noget besluttede jeg derfor oprette kategorien med disse jokes. Til slut vil du også kunne se en video med disse jokes som en køn pige læser op. Håber i kan lide dem.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Merry.
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Forget it—this joke is pointless.
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Witches.
    Witches who?
    Witches the way home?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    CD.
    CD who?
    CD guy on your doorstep?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked. Open up!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold out here!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken you let me in?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Hey, Alex the questions around here!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will.
    Will who?
    Will you just open the door already?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avenue.
    Avenue who?
    Avenue knocked on this door before?
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
  • Flere knock knock jokes

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get something to eat?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    King Tut.
    King Tut who?
    King Tut-key fried chicken!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alec!
    Alec who?
    Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Imma.
    Imma Who?
    Imma gettin’ old open the door!
  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Sadie.
    Sadie who?
    Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Impatient cow.
    Impatient cow wh-?
    Mooooo!
  • Knock knock
    Whos there?
    The IRS. We are taking your house.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for dinner.
  • Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you!
  • Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
    Yes.
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hey, you didn’t remember me!
  • Knock Knock.
    “Whos There?”
    UPS. Sign for this please.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kirtch.
    Kirtch who?
    God bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    The door.
    The door who?
    The door is locked, that’s why I knocked.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon!
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon getting out of here!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Moustache!
    Moustache who?
    I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Stopwatch!
    Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    Are you a owl?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Heaven!
    Heaven who?
    Heaven seen you in ages!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Etch.
    Etch who?
    Bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Roach.
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter, did you get it?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iona.
    Iona who?
    Iona new car!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Marry.
    “Marry who?”
    Marry me.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    You mean you don’t know who you are?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    R.U.N.
    R.U.N who?
    R U N the car yet?
  • De sidste 10 knock knock jokes

  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Idk.
    idk who?
    No, i seriously forgot!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cook.
    Cook who?
    Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jesus Jesus who?
    Jesus Christ open the door.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Tuna!
    Tuna who?
    Tuna piano and it’ll sound better!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  • You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Friend: why?
    You: To get to the retards house.
    You: Knock Knock.
    Friend: Who’s there?
    You: The chicken.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Watson.
    Watson who?
    What’s on tv tonight?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Viper.
    Viper who?
    Viper nose, it’s running!

Her er en engelsk video med knock knock jokes, hun snakker ret hurtigt, så det er bare om at følge med.


Denne video er lavet af Kyutie

Så er du kommet til vejs ende. Jeg har været lidt i tvivl om denne kategori og derfor har den været på tegnebrættet i længere tid. I øjeblikket så tester jeg disse jokes for at se hvordan i reagerer og synes om dem. Hvis du har noget på hjertet så må du meget gerne skrive det i kommentar boksen forneden. Hvis det viser sig at i godt kan lide dem og gerne vil have mere. Så har jeg en del flere knock knock jokes som jeg kan tilføje denne kategori.

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